So the story goes, I moved back to the States last year from New Zealand to work as a nurse. Due to paperwork, bureaucracy and delays, it took me two years to transfer my registration.  During that time, I wrote a book of the supernatural-fantasy variety and worked a part time retail job to keep afloat.  When I finally got my nursing job, I injured my knee two weeks before I was supposed to start.

With my hopes and dreams crushed of continuing my career as a kick ass nurse, I continue to leech off my mom while I purse my true passion of becoming the ultimate woman-child.